A friend passed these pupils answers to test questions on to me the other day, and I thought some of them were worth sharing on here, to give us all a smile for the weekend:
Q - How can you delay milk turning sour
A - Keep it in the cow
Q - Give the meaning of the term 'caesarean section'
A - the caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q - What does the word 'benign' man?
A - Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q - What is a turbine?
A - Something an Arab wears on his head
Q - What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A - He says goodbye to boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q - What is the fibula
A - A small lie
Q - Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A - Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeitst.