I shouldn`t laugh....... but I just couldn`t help it.....
The postman`s just been and I`ve just opened my mail. In it I received an article for our next church magazine. It was quite a normal thank you to put in after someone had died, that is - until I got to the last line which was about the sum of money donated in the persons memory. I`m sure the writer didn`t intend to be interpreted the way I read it.
It said "the money will provide farm training and a local cow in memory of L...."
Having known the person.......... I`ll say no more!!!!