I`ve just seen a sign in a window in our town that says
"last few days of Sale"....
nothing unusual in that you might think,
but I looked closer to see what the business was,
what they were selling off - It was a Bank!
Did that mean that they were selling off money?
Maybe a £20 for half price?....
Or withdraw 2 x £5 and get a third free!
No, that would be too good to be true,
So, how does a bank have a sale -
I`ve yet to find out!