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Just a short post today. Why is it, I wonder, that whenever a holiday approaches there always seem to be 101 jobs to do beforehand. Why do I feel that I need to get everything up to date before going away, and not leave even the non-essentials until I come back? Even things that I`ve been putting off doing for a few weeks and which could wait another week or two, suddenly I seem to feel that I must get them done before going off. Is it just me, or are others the same?? Is it a fear that one might not come back?
Only two more days to go. What a nice thought that is, just two days and I can finish work for just over a weeks holiday.
I said on the Bowl Movement Cricket Club site, (yes, I`m a member of the virtual cricket team), that I`d write about my skill at catching.
I promise you that is a true story, and something I`ll never forget. After that, I used to try and hide if I saw him coming and we nicknamed him the jam-thrower.
How to avoid the crowds on a sunny bank holiday Sunday afternoon….
It was too nice to stay indoors this afternoon, but we didn`t want to get caught up with lots of traffic and crowds so we went for a ride in the country lanes. Quiet, peaceful and with plenty to see. Turning the corner between hedges, some thick with blackberrys beginning to ripen, on one of the twisty lanes coming towards us was a lovely sight – a small pony putting a trap with a driver on it, we slowed right down to let it pass, no sooner had it gone past than another one appeared, so we waited for it too to go on its way.
A few yards futher along, we again had to stop, this time there were more small horses and traps coming, they looked so right in the countryside and it seemed almost as if we were intruders in a bygone age. As we travelled a bit further on, enjoying the shade of trees, the colours of wildflowers in the hedgerows, rabbits sitting on a bank and their white tails bobbing along as they ran through the fields, the sound of bird song, we met yet more ponies and traps, this time slighly bigger horses, all looking very attractive and trotting along at quite a pace. (Sorry, I`ve no pictures of them to post with this, I tried taking a couple through the car window, but they didn`t come out well.) but it was a wonderful sight.
It`s so good that just a few yards from main roads you can find beautiful quiet lanes and the wonder of the natural world.
British scientists have confirmed farmers' claims that cows throughout the country moo with accents that resembles those of their owners.
"I spend a lot of time with my (cows) and they definitely moo with a
John Wells, professor of Phonetics at the
"This phenomenon is well attested in birds. You find distinct chirping accents in the same species around the country," Wells said. "In small populations such as herds you would encounter identifiable dialectical variations most affected by the immediate peer group."
Jeanine Treffers-Daller, reader in linguistics at the University of the West of England in
"When we learn to speak, we adopt the variety of language spoken by our parents, so the same could be said about the West Country cow moo," she said.
If you want to read more about it, look here
A colleague passed this on to me, so I thought I`d share it on here......
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven."
Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was."
St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"
Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."
Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy. That
would be Today and Tomorrow."
The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one?" asked St. Peter.
"How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied
Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"!
Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... "
"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first name"?
"Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."
"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. "Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"
"Shucks, that was the easiest one of! all," Forrest replied. "I learnt it from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN. . "
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."
Give me a sense of humour, Lord.
Give me the ability to understand a clean joke,
To get some humour out of life,
And to pass it on to other folk.
I had a calamity out in the garden this afternoon. I went out there to have a quiet sit in the sun, well I should say in the shade, a simple enough thing to do, take my book, get a chair out of the summerhouse, then get the garden umbrella to put up.
I first checked all round the outside of the umbrella when I got it out of the shed incase there was any spiders on it, but no, all clear. But, then on starting to unfold it a largish spider dropped out almost on me, so I instinctively jumped quickly out of the way and made sure it ran in the opposite direction to me!
Then, as I got the umbrella partly opened, I spotted a bee in the inside top of it, which suddenly dropped off - again I jumped to avoid it getting on me and in the same instant I got a downpour of water over my foot and skirt!, for a second I couldn`t think where it had come from. Then I looked down and saw there was a fair size hole in the base of the umbrella stand, and I realised, I must have jumped on the base which was a kind of plastic and I suppose had got brittle over the years it had been out in the sun, and my foot had gone through it breaking a piece off, and hence the water shot over my foot.
So there I ended up sitting with the umbrella propped on its side, more like a wind break, but at least it kept the sun off, with a wet foot and skirt! How glamorous!!
(Still, I`m not a very glamorous person anyway, so it didn`t really matter.)