A Smashing Time

I`ve had a smashing time today! I`ve broken 15 eggs.

Now, you`re probably thinking, what a clumsy person she is, but let me hasten to add, I didn`t drop them, nor did I knock a pile of them over in a shop, I didn`t throw them at anything or anyone. I didn`t make scrambled egg for a party with them, so what did I do with them?.....